We sometimes underestimate the miraculous effect humour can have on us. You never know when a joke is about to hit you, and when it does, you’ll notice that any joke has the power to break you out of your numb cycle, even if it’s not hilarious enough to make you pee your pants. With all the terrible incidents the world has been witnessing lately, we thought we’d share a few laughs to spread some positivism.
“Just bumped into a mannequin & said ‘sorry.’ Then said, ‘Oh, I thought you were a person.’ Then, realised I was still talking to a mannequin.”
“That Awkward moment when it’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale.”
“The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.”
“Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Tuesday won’t be able to see us.”
“Interviewer: Why do you want this job? Me: I’ve just always been very passionate about not starving to death.”
“Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?? Because their feet stink”