The 2017 Kids' Choice Awards Orange Carpet Disasters - ENIGMA

The 2017 Kids’ Choice Awards Orange Carpet Disasters Did they think the kids wouldn't notice?

We are well aware that Kids’ Choice Awards has a more casual vibe than most red-carpet (or, in this case, orange-carpet) events. Nevertheless, this has gone too far! What is happening? Where did the stylists go? Is this a personal choice? We just want to know whom to blame for these disasters. Does it even matter who won what at this point? Can anyone talk about anything other than these outfits?!

 

Apparently, Abby Lee Miller got sick with jungle fever
Apparently, Abby Lee Miller got sick with jungle fever

 

Alli Simpson seems to have forgotten that it's no longer the early '90s
Alli Simpson seems to have forgotten that it’s no longer the early ’90s

 

Jack Griffo, please tell us why? Why does your jacket not fit you? Why is there so much going on? Why are your sleeves so trippy?
Jack Griffo, please tell us why? Why does your jacket not fit you? Why is there so much going on? Why are your sleeves so trippy?

 

Jodie Sweetin, we sincerely hope you feel better, but crutches do not excuse coming to an award show in your grandmother's nightgown
Jodie Sweetin, we sincerely hope you feel better, but crutches do not excuse coming to an award show in your grandmother’s nightgown

 

Jordana Brewster's baby does not even seem happy. Do you think he is as embarrassed by mommy as we are?
Jordana Brewster’s baby does not even seem happy. Do you think he is as embarrassed by mommy as we are?

 

Kel Mitchell must have mixed up his colours in the washing machine. That is the only explanation...
Kel Mitchell must have mixed up his colours in the washing machine. That is the only explanation…

 

Laura Marano - the only thing that helps is that she looks like Kelly Osbourne, except Kelly probably would have been able to pull this off. Can we all take a minute to concentrate on the leopard print patch?
Laura Marano – the only thing that helps is that she looks like Kelly Osbourne, except Kelly probably would have been able to pull this off. Can we all take a minute to concentrate on the leopard print patch?

 

Little Mix definitely decided to mix things up. They got very mixed up about what's stylish and what isn't. Do you think they dressed each other? How can a whole group's outfits go so terribly wrong?
Little Mix definitely decided to mix things up. They got very mixed up about what’s stylish and what isn’t. Do you think they dressed each other? How can a whole group’s outfits go so terribly wrong?

 

Noah Cyrus is apparently Miley's younger sister... girl power? There is absolutely NO power that could help this look. It seems that her sense of style has taken a wrecking ball where it hurts
Noah Cyrus is apparently Miley’s younger sister… girl power? There is absolutely NO power that could help this look. It seems that her sense of style has taken a wrecking ball where it hurts
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